Disney Princess Evolution.
thank you someone understands
what do men want? it’s sausage. so much sausage. tons of sausage. They want their chapped. Burly lips wrapped around a length of greasy sausage as it runs over their tongues, probes, and then gently slides down the back of their throats
I LOVE IT WHEN MILLIE LOOKS LIKE GEOFF IT MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
me and my girls on our way to bible study
I’M GOING TO SCREAM, I WAS LEAVING THE WALMART AND I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SCREECH “DIRK” AND I LOOK AROUND AND THIS GUY IS WEARING A JAKE SHIRT POINTING AT MY SHIRT AND WE STOOD THERE FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES YELLING “JAKE!!!” “DIRK!!!!”
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY OMG
ah the mating call of the homestuck
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
more like 2.5 hours a day
more like 2.5 hours an hour
2.5 hours an hour
hAVING TO USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IN A ROW MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE
You can say you had had enough of this
i could also say that that was uncalled for
What this is is the English language.
alright dudebro i went to high school with
i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status
and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros
and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend
i see all these things
but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece